Courtney Love = Net-A-Porter Legend

Ms. Love Cobain reveals her shopping secrets…

Thursday, June 19, 2014 - 11:50

By India Opie Meres

The original rock chick and queen of looking good even when she doesn’t, Courtney Love, has revealed her ultimate shopping vice: Net-A-Porter.

In an interview with Style.com, Ms. Love divulged that when speaking with Porter magazine she was told she was “a legend at Net-a-Porter”.

The Hole singer continued, “I hate shopping, so I order off Net-A-Porter”. Apparently Court is “one of the top five American clients for buying” from the website. Here at MTV Style, we feel like this is quite an achievement. Maybe it deserves some kind of reward? Free shipping, at least?

We’re currently imagining Court sitting on the sofa with a glass of grape juice (seeing as she’s on the wagon these days) in front of Eastenders doing some serious damage to her bank account. What do you know, celebs really are just like us. Just with a whole lot more dolla’. If you need us, we’ll be surfing the Zara sale.

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It's Courtney, bitch!

Rat a tat tat
Rat a tat tat tat hey

No thesis existed for burning cities down at such a rampant rate
No graphics and no fucking Powerpoint presentation
So they just DIY'd that shit and they built their own bombs
She's his suicide blond, she's number than gold

Are you ready for another bad poem?
One more off key anthem
Let your teeth sink in
Remember me as I was not as I am
And I said "I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead,"
I kept wishing she had blonde ambition and she'd let it go to my head

Rat a tat tat
Rat a tat tat tat hey
If my love is a weapon
There's no second guessing when I say
Rat a tat tat
Rat a tat tat tat hey
If my heart is a grenade
You pull the pin and say:

We're all fighting growing old
We're all fighting growing old
In the hopes
Of a few minutes more
To get on St. Peter's list
But you need to lower your standards
Cause it's never
Getting any better than this

We are professional ashes of roses
This kerosene's live
You settled your score
This is where you come to beg, unborn and unshaven
Killing fields of fire to a congress of ravens
This is what we do, baby, we nightmare you

I'm about to make the sweat roll backwards
And your heart beat in reverse
Our guts can't be reworked
As alone as a little white church
In the middle of the desert getting burned
But I'll take your heart served up two ways
I sing a bitter song
I'm the lonelier version of you
I just don't know where it went wrong

Rat a tat tat
Rat a tat tat tat hey
If my love is a weapon
There's no second guessing when I say
Rat a tat tat
Rat a tat tat tat hey
If my heart is a grenade
You pull the pin and say:

We're all fighting growing old
We're all fighting growing old
In the hopes
Of a few minutes more
To get on St. Peter's list
But you need to lower your standards
Cause it's never
Getting any better than this

Rat a tat tat
Rat a tat tat tat hey
It's never
Getting any better than this

Rat a tat tat
Rat a tat tat tat hey
It's never
Getting any better than this

Rat a tat tat
Rat a tat tat tat hey
It's never
Getting any better than this

Rat a tat tat
Rat a tat tat tat hey
It's never
Getting any better than this

She's sick and she's wrong
She's young dirty blonde
And you sink inside her like a suicide bomb
He says "I've seen bigger"
She says "I've lit better"
And they throw the matches down into the glitter
Not a dry eye left in the house
Go boy, go boy, run for your life
Go boy, go boy, run for your life
Go boy, go boy, run for your life

We're all fighting growing old
We're all fighting growing old
In the hopes
Of a few minutes more
To get on St. Peter's list
But you need to lower your standards
Cause it's never
Getting any better than this

Rat a tat tat
Rat a tat tat tat hey
It's never
Getting any better than this

Rat a tat tat
Rat a tat tat tat hey
It's never
Getting any better than this

Rat a tat tat
Rat a tat tat tat hey
It's never
Getting any better than this

Rat a tat tat
Rat a tat tat tat hey
It's never
Getting any better than this

Are you ready for another bad poem?

Writer(s): COURTNEY LOVE, JOSEPH TROHMAN, PETER WENTZ, ANDREW HURLEY, PATRICK STUMP Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com