The Reactions To Claims That David Cameron "Put A Private Part Of His Anatomy” Into A Pig Are Priceless
Is this just a really weird dream? No? Oh.
Did we actually just write that? Yes, yes we did.
In a new biography of the Prime Minister, former Conservative peer Lord Ashcroft and politics editor Isabel Oakeshott claim that Cameron carried out the act on a dead pig while at university.
According to the book, the pig is said to have been “resting on the lap of a Piers Gaveston society member while Cameron performed the act”.
While the story itself is bizarre, the internet has reacted in quite the best way possible: