Howard

Howard Abbey sang
rock and roll songs

Out on the road until it
all went wrong

He's been down since
the band broke up

Singing them songs got
em all chocked up

Howard's going bald now
He feels like a hack
He thought that he was
burned out,
But he's back

Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show

Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show

Making that money always
felt so good
Living the life like
a young man should

Playing all night getting
stoned all day

Howard Abbey don't
feel so great

Howard's getting fatter
He's rusty in the sack

Nothing really matter's,
cause he's back

Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show

Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show

LA LA LA
LAA LAA LAA
LA LA LA

Ladies and gentlemen
All the way from
Oxford, Mississippi
Howard

Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show

Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show
Howard's got a one man show