Diddy is being sued for $1 trillion by a woman who has accused him of being behind the September 11 terrorist attacks.

Russell Brandand Arctic Monkeysdrummer Matt Helders. “When we’re together I’m not being Puff Daddy. He’s not Matt from Arctic Monkeys and Russell’s not being Russell Brand. We are being who we were born. Doing regular things. We just sit on the sofa and watch the news.

“Seriously, we are real boring,” Diddy admitted. “It’s not as exciting as people think. There’s no hard partying or chasing girls or doing crazy things when we are together.”