Oxegen: Dirty Pretty Punch Up!
Bang bang, Zanes head, as punches fly in Punchestown...
Dirty Pretty Things have attacked Zane following their Gonzo interview at Oxegen.
After setting the MTV Live Tent alight with an energetic five song set last night, Carl Barat and co stumbled backstage for a chinwag on the brown couch.
As they sat down and lit up their fags, in the no smoking Gonzo portacabin, DPT proudly announced straight away that they were 48 hours into a bender. With that in mind, its not so surprising that after mumbling their way through a few questions and an impromptu 1950s singsong, the band started a fully-fledged Gonzo brawl.
First contact was by bassist Dids, who punched Zane in the balls, hard. Then Carl and the rest dived on top of our Gonzo host and took a load of dirty pretty swings.
Sadly, the Gonzo keyboard and guitar were both harmed in the attack. So were Zanes nads, which are being treated by attractive Oxegen medical staff as we speak.
And to see Oxegen in all its glory, tune-in to Ultimate Festival Weekend on July 29 and 30.