Duncan For Number One!

Duncan James looks set to enter top of the UK singles chart with his solo debut.

The Blue vocalist, loved for his cheeky ways and heavily styled man-hair, appears to be onto a good thing with 'I Believe My Heart' - the lead song from Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical 'The Woman In White.

The single is a collaboration with Keedie - a classical singer who also has hair.

Also heading for new entries inside the top ten on Sunday are Morrissey (who's looking a bit chubbier nowadays), Cliff Richard (who hasn't changed in about 85 years), and Rooster (who are not fat or old).

Outside the top ten, expect new entries from Kasabian and Scissor Sisters, then further down the chart from Beautiful South (chubby AND old), Velvet Revolver, Rhian Benson, and VS.

Ronan Keating is on course to enter top of the album chart with his new '10 Years Of Hits' release. He might be fat one day.

DL