Denmark Bemused by ‘Madonna’ (Avid)
Avid Merrion leaves international journalists scratching their chins...
The squat star, leaving nothing to the imagination in a cerise leotard, struck an obscene yoga pose after making 'her' way onto the stage.
"Anyone got a baby I can buy?" she shouted to nervous giggles from the media before drawing attention to her crown jewel-crushingly tight outfit: "I'm 115 but I could pass for 21. I'm looking good, right?"
She also revealed she has plans to work with EMAs host Justin Timberlake.
"We're working on a Christmas song together, along with Charlotte Church. Its called 'Walking in The Air' and its taken from the film The Snowman."
And after treating the media to a few more eye-watering yoga poses " more rabid dog than downward-facing dog " she left the conference with an: "I'm off. I wanna get on eBay to find another baby."
We dread to think what the real Madonna has made of this years EMAs