Ed Sheeran's Funniest MTV EMA Hosting Moments & Quotes
Because, you really really need these in your life...
The 2015 MTV EMA Awards were a bit special.
If you weren't blown by away Justin Bieber's awards blitz-athon or the bad-ass performances (*cough* hoverboards *cough*), then we can guarantee you hosts Ruby Rose and Ed Sheeran brought the LOLs throughout.
Mr Sheeran, in particular, was on fine, cheeky and entertainingly anarchic form throughout. In celebration, we're happy to bring you Teddy's finest (occasionally R-Rated) hosting moments...
THAT Intro Speech
Ruby and Ed kicked off their 'cute and badass' dynamic with a brilliant intro two-hander that saw the pair, erm, detailing each other's career highlights in unique style...
Ed's rather raunchy response?
"I hear Orange is the New Black is just 'fisting, fisting, fisting'."
Ed's Kitten Love
After opening the show with BLOOMIN' FLAMETHROWERS, Ed and Ruby outlined the 'Cute/Badass' division a little further, leading to Ed complimenting Ruby on her "beautiful pussy."
That is, while an adorable of a Ruby-esque kitten was showed behind them.
"Nice To, Erm, *See* You"
Ed was on FIRE when it came to stupid-amazing skits. Being introduced to Andrea Bocelli as the show's director led to some insta-LOLs, with Ed's consternation at the blind Opera singer leading to some perfectly timed clangers.
"Nice to, erm, see you," he stammered before Bocelli PWNed him back in fine style.
"Erm, can we have Nicki Minaj back?"
Straight Outta Framlingham
If you ever wanted to see Sheeran's love of Twitter, then look no further to his inspired Straight Outta Compton spoof skit, 'Straight Outta Framlingham'.
— Jamal Edwards MBE (@jamaledwards) August 10, 2015
Yip, two months after a Twitter chat with SBTV's Jamal Edwards, Sheeran fulfilled his big-screen dream of bringing his origin story to the masses. Well, kinda.
Whether he was facing adversity in coffee chains ("GIVE ME MY SPICED PUMPKIN LATTE NOW") or zooming down back alleys from the 'po-po' using a mobility scooter, it may not have been quite as hard-hitting as NWA's blockbuster hit, but gosh darn if it wasn't as entertaining.
Hide The Banana
"We're going to do a controversial moment right now," Ed said to a perturbed Ruby, who made a point of saying she's not about that kinda lifestyle.
That didn't stop Mr Sheeran, who proceeded to whip out a sizeable fruit for a game of 'Hide The Banana'. Two seconds later it had clobbered an unsuspecting audience member. JOB DONE.
It's Ed's Round
Chatting to good friend Mark Ronson, Ed proved the perfect host by offering him some of his drink. "Fancy some gin?"