12 Of The Most Outrageous Quotes From The First Episode Of Ex On The Beach That We Legit Can't Unhear
"Her fanny looks like a hippo's yawn."
It's baaaaaaaaack and we literally couldn't be more excited. Well actually we could. We could be as excited as Maisie is with her own lady garden. And no one is that excited.
So to get yourself back into the Ex On The Beach swing of things, start with these outrageously shocking musings from the first episode.
1. Zahida on...art
Not scary at all.
2. Josh on...Maisie's 'box'
3. Joe on...being a good samaritan
4. Maisie on...Sean
We're sure she means a pencil-drawn square.
5. Josh on...boot-filling
Oh, how lovely.
6. Alex...on Playstation
But what about Mario Kart? Good right?
7. Josh on....poetry
Such beautiful words.
8. Joe on...wild animals
What is this? David Attenborough?
9. Zahida on...appendages
10. Josh on...romance
How could that not work?
11. Zahida on...Maisie
We've literally never heard more about one person's...private area. Apart from maybe Gaz Beadle's parsnip.
12. Joe on...being carefree
Ah, young love.
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