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12 Of The Most Outrageous Quotes From The First Episode Of Ex On The Beach That We Legit Can't Unhear

"Her fanny looks like a hippo's yawn."

It's baaaaaaaaack and we literally couldn't be more excited. Well actually we could. We could be as excited as Maisie is with her own lady garden. And no one is that excited.

So to get yourself back into the Ex On The Beach swing of things, start with these outrageously shocking musings from the first episode.

1. Zahida on...art

Not scary at all.

2. Josh on...Maisie's 'box'

WE CAN'T.

3. Joe on...being a good samaritan

So pure.

4. Maisie on...Sean

We're sure she means a pencil-drawn square.

5. Josh on...boot-filling

Oh, how lovely.

6. Alex...on Playstation

But what about Mario Kart? Good right?

7. Josh on....poetry

Such beautiful words.

8. Joe on...wild animals

What is this? David Attenborough?

9. Zahida on...appendages

Jaggy, no?

10. Josh on...romance

How could that not work?

11. Zahida on...Maisie

We've literally never heard more about one person's...private area. Apart from maybe Gaz Beadle's parsnip.

12. Joe on...being carefree

Ah, young love.

Watch Ex On The Beach Series 6 Bangers below!

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