Ex Diaries: Firecracker Frankie explodes and Talitha arrives! All the LOLs from episode 2
Apparently our sexy singletons have got brains as well as beauty. They've figured out that Ex On The Beach is NOT their dream holiday, and that anyone's ex could be next...
Welcome nightmare, hello new arrival.
Our third ex arrived in last night's episode of Ex On The Beach, and Ashley was caught red handed with his hands all over Chloe as his ex Talitha walked up from the sea. Awks!
Here are our favourite moments:
1. Talitha Landed, Ashley Got BUSTED!
TV gold! Talitha rocked up just as her "aphex predator" ex Ashley was going in for the kill with former glamour model Chloe.
Straddled over her back and having just undone her bikini top to give her a massage, Chloe was unable to escape as she came face-to-face with Talitha, clumsily trying to tie her bikini back up while she shook the new arrival's hand. At least she didn't forget her manners, right?
Ash, on the other hand, confessed: "My stomach just did a roller coaster, it was in my mouth one minute and out my a*se the next!"
Here it that moment again in all its glory:
2. 'Mad Frank' Was Revealed
Oh yes! Mad Frank (as Frankie likes to call herself) lived up to her name thanks to some royal ex-crement stirring from Liam (now better known as 'The Drama Chef' - thanks Vicky), after he told Frankie that Marco had been flirting with rival blonde Emily.
Liam's efforts were made all the more scandalous by the fact that Emily and Frankie had just had their first round of peace negotiations. Which went a bit like this:
Frankie: "Do you fancy him?"
Emily: "He's not my type."
Frankie: "What is your type?"
Emily: "JUST NOT MARCO!" (We take it Jedward's long lost exotic triplet doesn't do it for you, Emily)
But even this wasn't enough to put Frankie at ease, so she stormed back to the villa to get answers and leaving herself wide open to Vicky's observations that she's "a complete jealous psychopath."
3. Marco's Stirring Cooked Up A Storm
It was only a matter of time before the first confrontation kicked off. As Marco caught wind of Liam's loose chat, he confronted things head on. Only Liam couldn't have cared less, even admitting off camera he was too mortal to remember what Marco had said.
And if it wasn't for Vicky, Liam might have been wearing a jug of water courtesy of Frankie. Here's all the drama from the first Ex showdown:
4. Banter Backfire
As new arrival Talitha's suitcase appeared, Vicky thought it might be a good idea to have a little nose through her stuff. But a bit of banter quickly proved almost fatal for Emily when Firecracker Frankie flipped out:
Vicky: "Shall we have a look in the bag?"
Emily: "You're going the right way about a fight"
Vicky: "Says you who gets with other people's lads!"
Frankie: "I want to punch you in the face" (we detect a sense of humour meltdown)
Vicky and Emily tried to calm Frankie down, but later Vicky said: "As if me and Emily thought we were going to be Frankie's new friends - doesn't look like she's going to want to braid me hair or pillow fight anytime soon!"
5. Two-Faced Fakeness
So Mad Frank might be a bit of a live wire but at least she tells it how it is. She took it upon herself to let Ashley know that Vicky and Emily had been talking about him behind his back saying how much he "loved himself, and that Liam quipped that it was "the Ashley show."
Unsurprisingly, this did NOT go down well with Mr Aphex who vowed: "I'm not going to let this one go easy", before confronting Vicky.
6. Denial And Attack
After hearing that Frankie had been trying to stir things up with Ash, Volcano Vicky erupted and Emily finally snapped with both girls, denying what they'd said over breakfast. They bowled into Frankie's room for "a word" that quickly desended into a full-blown slanging match.
Frankie announced she was leaving and Vicky defended her own actions, saying: "Everyone was saying it behind her back - I was just the only one who had the lady balls to say it to her face."
Watch the moment again here:
But it's poor Marco we're feeling most sorry for!
7. Vicky And Ross Update
As for the 'Voss' situation, Ross has been keeping Vicky on her toes, charming her on their first date but playing it cool on their second. It was their third date that got Vicky really excited though, and she admitted she was "buzzing like an old fridge" calling their beachside candlelit dinner one of her "most romantic" dates ever.
But romance and "buzzing" aside, the small issue of Ross' ex Chloe still hasn't gone away. As Vicky put it: "Anything I do with Ross, I'll be pushing Chloe's porridge, 'cos she got there first."
And it's clear that Chloe's incessant flirting is still a major issue for Vicky, who also said: "Chloe insists on flirting with every single human being with a penis within a 100 mile radius."
Do we sense a bit of rivalry between these two?
Brand new Ex On The Beach continues next Tuesday at 10pm - only on MTV!
Watch more highlights from the action packed second episode of Ex On The Beach here: