Ex Diaries: Frankie and Ross Arrive Plus OMG Moments And Quotes From Episode 1!
After weeks of anticipation, Ex On The Beach finally hit our screens in all its sexy, smoking-hot glory! Get all the goss from the season premiere...
They landed, they bonded, and then their exes started emerging all James Bond style from the depths of the big blue sea.
With Ross and Frankie's arrivals, Ex On The Beach got underway last night (22 April) and there were nasty shocks in store for Chloe and Marco, who had some choice words to share on seeing their former flings again.
We've rounded up the best quotes, the most shocking moments and yes, even the most hilarious beach outfit, just for your amusement...
1. Unforgettable Entrances
Ex-footballer Ashley's gold shorts and matching back pack! As first impressions go, this beach look made QUITE the statement.
So much so that lingerie model Chloe demanded an explanation for his "ensemble", adding that she'd "cry" if a bloke ever turned up on a date dressed like that! (Gold not your colour then, Chloe?)
Our verdict: We just can't get enough of this look, 10 out of 10 for effort Ashley.
Firefighter Liam made a different kind of first impression though, going for the budgie-smuggler-great-escape look and confessing that his favourite sex position is the reverse cowboy! That's providing he can maintain an erection.
2. Bitchy Remarks
It wasn't going to take long, was it? Vicky got off to a quick start, quipping about Farah:
"Complete imbecile, just a moron… she is so boring, paint watches her dry." Ouch!
We loved her other classic one-liner, describing Chloe's flirting:
"She's like some kind of crazy sexual bumble bee, pollinating one flower then moving on."
3. Awkward Dates
If anyone needs some tips on how NOT to handle a first date, Liam is your man. After making it clear he'd rather be going on a date with Vicky, Liam added insult to injury by telling Emily that the donkeys they were riding had more banter than she did. What a charmer.
Top tip: honesty isn't always the best policy, Liam.
Things went from awkward to painful when Liam then pressured Emily into necking her drink, bringing their date to a classy end with Emily puking into a bin. Romantic.
Top Tip #2: Breath mints are essential for any first date.
4. Drunken behaviour
Liam led the way for cringe behaviour after a group drinking game got out of hand, with the group taunting him to tell Emily just why their date was so rubbish.
He proceeded to wake Emily up to tell her just what he thought before throwing his drink over Ashley and narrowly avoiding a fist fight. Awkward!
The next day, all that alcohol seemed to have caused havoc with Ashley's hair...
... and left Liam looking like this (#mortal) and puking into his bedsheets.
5. Ex Arrival - Number 1
The moment we'd all been waiting for! First to emerge from the sea was Chloe's ex Ross, sending Chloe into an overexcited frenzy.
But her moment of elation didn't last long when Ross and Vicky were sent on a date, leaving Chloe on the sidelines while they got to know each other a little better!
After tashing-on with Ross, and blowing Vicky's previous date with Jack out the water, the Geordie lass could hardly contain herself, causing THIS happiness dance:
6. Ex Arrival - Number 2
The next day, Marco, Ashley and Liam were sent to the beach to wait for another new arrival. And Marco's nightmare began as his ex Frankie appeared, warning him that she's going to go "mental" if any girls go near him. Uh-oh.
Watch this space - we can see a tsunami approaching!
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Brand new Ex On The Beach continues next Tuesday at 10pm - only on MTV!