Hey, Ex On The Beach is not just a masterpiece of a television show, a whirlwind of insane arguments, a shedloadromantic reunions and the most bizarre swimwear that you’ve ever seen in your life.

It’s an important learning experience for all of usand also acts as a pretty great reminder that, compared to most of the people on it, you’re actually not that much of a psycho to your loved ones. Always good to know.

But every so often, there’s a defining momenton EOTB that we all relateto on a spiritual level - and that's okay. Here's a selection of such moments which will 100 per cent make you say 'me in a relationship'.

When bae tells you they're not looking for anything too serious like marriage or whatever.

When you're four years deep in bae's ex's Instagram and you accidentally like her bikini pic from a 2012 Dubai holiday.

When you instantly jump to the worst, most ridiculously unlikely conclusion possible.

When you'd planned to spendThursday night fake tanning and bae decides they're coming over for a night in.

When you get onestep closer to them discovering the extent of your secret weirdness.

When you remember that you're taken now so you can let your weight do whatever it wants.

When bae doesn't remember that minor detail from a conversation you had six weeks ago.

When bae asks why you've started following every single person they've ever communicated with in their lifetime.

When you try and remain calm about the fact that they dared to have a past before they met you.

When you have to quietly remind bae of their priorities.

When you're trying to be subtle about the plans for Netflix and chill later.

When bae tells you they're not hungry and don't really want any dinner tbh.

When you've been looking cute af all day but then they ask for a picture as soon as you've taken your makeup off.

When you send a messagethat sets bae up with the perfect opportunity to send you a cute text that you've designed in your head, and they completelymiss it.

When they dare to eat the last piece of garlic bread without your permission.

When you see bae chatting to any other human beings of the opposite sex in the club.

When bae says they're going out on Friday at 9pmso you mentally schedule an argument at 8.30pm.

When you see a picture of their ex and wonder wtf they were actually thinking.

When you know that you look rough af right now but somehow they're still attracted to you.

When you hear about the drama your single friends are having and you suddenly feel blessed.

When you see bae getting the eyes from another girl.

When you compliment them on something and they tell you that an ex bought it for them.

And last but not least, when he thinks he's left you behind at home while he goes on a lads holiday.

'Words by Lucy Wood'

Now how about a catch up with Sophie Kasaei for some of her classic agony aunt advice?