VIDEO EXCLUSIVE! "I'm Dodging Back And Forth": Geordie Shore's Scotty T Talks Ex On The Beach Love Triangle With Lacey And Nancy-May
He's been going back and forth between Nancy-May and Lacey ever since he washed up on Ex On The Beach.
So we had a little chat with our Geordie Shore lad Scotty T, 27, to find out what the hell is going on with this whole Scott/Nancy/Lacey love triangle sitch.
In Tuesday night's episode of Ex, he literally tells both of them that he likes them (what they want to hear, obvs) before bedding Lacey - no wonder Nancy was p*ssed off!
Scott explains: "I'm in a massive predicament here because I'm struggling to make my mind up between Nancy-May and Lacey and I'm just stuck in the middle."
The Buck Squad legend and self-proclaimed Top Shagger goes on to say that the reason he's going back and forth between the pair is because he likes both lasses.
SO?! Keep your chopper to yourself, lad!He says: "I do think Nancy's a funny girl, she's loud, she loves going out… a bit like me.
"The thing with Lacey is she's fit as well, plus I like the fact that she's tiny and I can just launch her around."
We don't want to imagine little Lace doing the helicopter with Scott, but we think he's kind of just ruined that for us. Cheers kid.
Scott told us that the reason he keeps going back to Lacey is because when Nancy-May's going on at him, he'll respond by bucking Lacey instead. Nice.
He says: "I'm not going out to hurt anyone, I'm just reacting to the situation. If Lacey's standing there for example and Nancy-May's arguing, then I'll go with Lacey. It just so happens that I was dodging back and forth.
"I would probably have Nancy-May as an actual girlfriend if I didn't feel like I was getting my head chopped off constantly."
Oo er! But Lacey pretty much nails it when she says: "It was definitely a love triangle going on, he was just playing us both, what would you expect really from Scott?"
Yup, that's Turbo D*ck for ya...
- By Sophia Moir
Ex On The Beach continues Tuesdays at 10pm, only on MTV!