Vicky Pattison’s Looking For Love As She Returns To Ex On The Beach
Surely we're not the only ones hoping for a cameo from delicious Dan Conn?
The show’s first season saw the Geordie lass reunited with former flame ‘Fitness’ Dan Conn, as well as her hated ex-fiance, Ricci Guarnaccio. Suffice to say, it did not go well...
So why did she decide to make a comeback in Mexico?
“My first time in ex had massive massive highs - Dan Conn coming out, how can you top that?! But then when Ricky got there it all went rapidly downhill for me,” she told us.
“I was a bit apprehensive about doing ex again, but I thought it can’t be any worse than that! Plus, I needed a bit of a tan, and I fucking love tequila!”
And after months of insisting she’s too busy for a boyfriend, it seems Vicky’s open to the idea of a lovely holiday romance.
“I’m always open to the idea of love, but I don’t like to actively seek it out,” she explained.
“Love is like busses. If you’re looking for it, you can wait and wait and wait for ages and one just won’t come along. But then when you’re not looking for it, three lush busses all come along at once and you’re inundated with busses!
"I’m talking about penis…”
Lovely analogy, there - thanks Vic.
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“Of course there’s always the worry that people are only going to date us because of who I am or what I’ve done, but I think you’ve just got to trust in people,” she continued.
So now that she’s become grown up and sensible after her experiences on Judge Geordie, should we expect a calmer, more reasonable Queen V to turn up on the beach?
“Everyone sort of knows what to expect from a Vicky Pattison cameo. I do exactly what I say I’m going to do on the tin,” she laughed.
“I’m loud, I’m lairy, I’m very feisty, I’m very opinionated, I don’t suffer fools, I love to have a laugh - and, if you cross us, you’re going to fucking know about it!”
Don’t miss Vicky’s return to Ex On The Beach when Season 3 hits MTV on Tuesday 11th August at 10pm.