Ouch! Vicky Pattison Says She Would AVOID Zayn Malik In A Game Of Snog Marry Avoid
What better way to while away a damp day on holiday than a game of snog marry avoid - and you know the cast of Ex On The Beach won't be holding back with their verdicts.
We popped the all-important question to them - but before you go any further can we just say that you might want to stop reading now if your name is Zayn Malik.
The girls are given their choice of former One Direction star Zayn, movie hunk Zac Efron and Fifty Shades Of Grey actor Jamie Dornan.
But despite the erotic movie's huge global success, the last name is met with blank stares and shakes of the head from most of the ladies.
Vicky Pattison knows who he is though and she's straight in for a snog - explaining that it's simply "because he is fit".
She doesn't sit on the fence with Zayn though, saying she'd avoid him because "he always looks f**king miserable" - and describing Zac as "husband material".
Zayn also gets swerved by Cami Li, who reckons he's "too skinny".
Just like Vicky, she's interested in snogging Jamie and marrying Zac - promising to "tear his shirt off every night". Which could get expensive.
Zayn finally gets a piece of the action with Laura - who wants to snog the pop heart throb, as does Holly - though she is concerned that he might "have no chat".
Jemma and Sarah have either misheard the question or are mad keen Directioners - since both want to "shag" Zayn rather than just snog him.
There's certainly a pattern emerging there anyway - Zac Efron is definitely considered husband material.
The final episode of Ex On The Beach is next Tuesday at 10pm - only on MTV.