She said it herself, the Princess has arrived. In last night's Ex On The Beach, Chloe Ferry has hopped on a boat from The Toon and ended up on the Beach of Doom. And life is good again.

So settle in to learn just how to be as royal as this radgie…

1. She knew exactly how to announceher arrival...

Forget that, pet. We declare you Queen Chloe.

CHECK OUT CHLOE'S ARRIVAL ON THE BEACH BELOW:

2. She treats them mean...

...and keeps them keen?

3. She knows what 'life' she wants...

PREACH.

4. She appreciates what she has...

Love your own body, gals.

5. She knows that rules are rules y'all....

Well if we have to...

CHECK OUT CHLOE AND MARTY'S NORTY NECK ON BELOW:

6. She shows them who's boss...

Byeeeee.

7. Her analogies are just on point, tbh...

We've got the same love affair with that McDonald's guy.

8. She visualises her future wants...

If you dream it, it will* happen.

(*might)

9. Her thoughts don't have any filter...

Yikes.

10. She sticks to her guns...

But they do get mortal...

'Ex On The Beach continues Tuesday at 10pm only on MTV!'

And in case you missed last night's episode then catch up with the best bits here...