17 Trends That Need To Stay in 2017. Why? Because They're Dead!
Hairy nostrils, clear plastic jeans and more style no-nos.
2017 has been quite the rollercoaster, and while the news has been more than a little out of control in all respects, the same has to be said for some of the trends we've seen gracing the internet.
From mad beauty fads to bonkers fashion looks, it seems fair to say that we've seen a lot of batshit this year.
First watch a bunch of guys and girls try and find their way around a uterus...
And so, with no further ado, here are 17 trends we would like to be the first to absolutely insist we leave behind in 2017.
Why? Because - as Taylor Swift would say - they're officially DEAD (to us at least).
1. Clear plastic jeans
One word: SWEATY.
2. Suspender Jeans
Because life is too short to have toasty shins and numb upper thighs no matter how much easier they make going for a wee.
3. Squiggle brows
Presumably this one needs no explanation.
4. Faux hairy nostrils
Guaranteed to have you sneezing all damn day.
5. Furry sliders
They look great on Rihanna, but if you’re not living the private jet life, you’re in for sweaty, wilted sliders on that bus commute.
6. Leggings with sheer panels
They always look great on the model but then you get them home and realise your thighs now look like they are being squeezed out of sausage skins.
7. Hairy nails
Imagine touching something wet and having soggy claws dripping down your sleeve. Bleurgh.
8. Crop top jumpers
Not to sound like your mum but there’s a reason jumpers are supposed to cover your stomach.
9. Glitter Booty
IT LOOKS SO ITCHY AND HOW DO YOU SIT DOWN IN IT?
10. Newsboy hats
EXTRA, EXTRA, we’ve never understood these and we never will.
11. Mermaid and unicorn everything
Being colourful is great but you can’t go anywhere without mermaid this and unicorn that right now. Snore.
12. Feather brows
Suppose it means less bother dealing with bedhead brows in the morning but still.
13. Rose gold hair
It’s literally just having strawberry blonde hair and calling it something fancy. Can we all get a grip.
14. Rose gold in general
We’re just a bit…over it. Bring on yellow gold.
15. Off the shoulder tops
Look great on insta but in reality they are the work of the devil, either slipping down or pinging up off your shoulders.
16. Tampons as makeup applicators
A waste of a good tampon. Just buy a beauty blender like everyone else.
17. The Trump swimsuit
There’s enough of him around without this ruining your holiday when it pops up unexpectedly on the beach.