15 Of The Best Novelty Bags You Can Shop Right Now
Gonna need more arms 'cos you're gonna want them all.
Why have a normal bag that looks like al bag when you could have a bag made to look like a large, glittery version of something else? Yeah, our thoughts exactly.
With that in mind, here's 15 of our fave novelty bags to shop right now...
Coke Can Crossbody Bag - Skinny Dip, £30
Embrace your love of the brown stuff with this fun l’il one. Also gives you the right to shout ‘ALWAYS THE REAL THING’ at anything and anyone while wearing it. Just sayin.
Lobster Caviar Bag - Skinny Dip, £28
Not even joking just ordered this, love it that much. You can do the same and then we’ll all be bag twins.
Cat Velvet Crossbody Bag - ASOS, £18
Insert pussy joke here. Or, you know, just get it because cats are really cute and stuff.
Cloud Pouch - Monki, £5
You know when you’re feeling a bit podgy in the stomach area? Let’s start a petition to rename that bit a CLOUD POUCH because it sounds great. Also this bag is nice.
Mermaid Shell Crossbody Bag in Pink Glitter - Skinny Dip, £30
All of the glitter, all of the mermaid vibes, literally what more could you want? NO don’t answer - there is literally nothing more you could want.
Blush Lips Crossbody Bag - ALDO, £30
Also available in black and deep plum. So pretty much the bag versions of Kylie Jenner’s Lip Kits.
Diamond Coin Purse with Crossbody Strap - ASOS, £10
SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND. SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND. SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOOOOOND.
Boss Lady Crossbody coin purse - Skinny Dip, £12
For all you boss ladies out there, and that should be all of you because you are bossin’ at life.
Fluffy Owl Handbag - ALDO, £35
We’d call it Hedwig and never let it go.
Snap Queen Transparent Clutch Bag - H&M, £5.99
Remember the Bend and Snap from Legally Blonde? This is sort of like that except not at all.
Mermaid Martini Crossbody Bag - Skinny Dip, £28
Another absolute gem from Skinny Dip, who are pretty darn good at this novelty bag malarky. Perhaps they should make them for a living. Oh, wait…
Puppy Face Clutch - Forever 21, £6
PUPPER. Who needs a real life dog that needs walking and stuff when you can have this kewter than kewt one on a purse. OK yeah still want a real life dog just trying to get through the pain of not having one in any way possible. Shut up.
Rainbow Crossbody Bag - Skinny Dip. £28
Forget singing a rainbow, you can wear one now.
Plaster Clutch - Skinny Dip, £26
Jazz up any outfit with this snazzy plaster. Or as the Americans would say: ‘band-aid’. Hmm.
Kanye Kissing Donald Tote Bag - The Club of Odd Volumes, $25
‘WHY WOULD YOU MAKE MY EYES SEE THAT WHY WHY WHY???’ people will scream at you, as you give a small smile and a shrug, watching them run away sobbing.
Monster Face Mini Backpack - Forever 21, £20
- By Lizzie Cox.