17 Looks The Kardashian-Jenners Worked At NYFW That It'd Be Weird If Absolutely Anyone Else Wore IRL
A knitted beige bra and leggings? SURE, but only if your name is Kylie Jenner.
It's obvious by this point that the Kardashian-Jenners know what's what when it comes to fashion. But that doesn't mean that any of the rest of us could wear the fairly batshit crazy looks they've been working all over New York Fashion Week IRL without being laughed out of town, does it?
Sad, but true.
1. These see-through plastic knee boots
'Cos y'know, they do look a little like she's wrapped plastic bags around her legs.
2. This knitted beige cardigan and leggings combo
Because you know if anyone other than Kylie wore it, there is absolutely no chance in hell you'd be getting a FROW spot at fashion week. A FROW ticket to your own front room, but nowhere near the fashion pack, that's for sure.
3. A head to toe beige tracksuit
Only supermodel and bazillion time Vogue cover girl Kendall Jenner really has a hope of pulling this off without looking like 1994 vomited all over her.
4. These quite extreme sunglasses
Oversize sunglasses are in. We know this. But let's just say that Kim is stretching this from Lauren Conrad style to something a little more akin to Cyclops from X-Men.
5. The fact Kim is wearing a top with her own oiled up bod pasted on the back
If anyone else did it, it'd be a little less edgy-Yeezy-street-style and a little more Lads-On-Tour-Hit-Magaluf.
6. This casual, skintight white catsuit
If this was a normal human it would undoubredly end in either an escaped boob, chocolate ice cream dripping down the front or some sort of period related mishap. Probably all three.
7. Kendall's baggy tracksuit and high heels
The fashion police are already preparing to come and arrest you and you only muttered the fateful phrase inside your head. Imagine what'd happen if you wore it for reals.
8. The way Kylie is wearing this denim jacket
Not only is this essentially see-through dress probably not overly practical for shopping for potatoes, tuna and bin bags, but let’s be real: if you wore your jacket like this, your grandma would have a right go at tell you for looking 'sloppy'.
9. These sparkly silver matching dresses
'Cos if you came downstairs ready to head out and your mum popped up wearing the exact same outfit, you would obviously have a bit of a mardy fit and refuse to take a step outside unless she changed.
10. The beigest outfit that ever beiged
It's just the least practical outfit that ever existed. Knitwear with giant holes in? Breezy af. And those boots? Storm trooper chic that also look a bit clammy and sweaty.
11. Kendall's bus driver hat
She and Niall Horan are absolutely the only two human beings who can ever wear these without looking like an actual bad tempered bus driver manning the 105 from Staines to Slough, and that's a scientific fact.
12. This space man chic
Imagine wearing this irl. To work? Maybe to college? Or to do your community service down the old people's home? Yeah, we thought not.
13. A do-rag
Because if you're even nearly as white and as privileged as Kylie, then it's an example of cultural appropriation.
14. This casual sheer lace catsuit
If you were to breathe and/or eat something, it would probably burst open and reveal your bum to the entire world. And no one wants to get their bum out in their place of work/the street/literally wherever you happen to be, really.
15. This sweeping, jewel-encrusted gown
The reality is that the jewellery Kendall is wearing probably costs about the same as a small house. And if us normal folk had that jewellery, we'd probably rather own that small house, even if it means being nakerz on the red carpet.
16. This lampshade inspired dress
Frankly you'd be excommunicated from the family for even considering cutting up your gran's best lace curtains to make a dress as chintzy as this one. HOW VERY DARE YOU.
17. Trackie bums and a fishnet bodysuit sans bra
Forget the bare nipples thing for a second because if you have boobs, you will know that the reality of trying to get anything done when you're braless is a black eye just waiting to happen.
It hurts just thinking about it.