Of Course There Was A Vagina And Boob Themed Collection On Show At NYFW
Underwear has officially become outerwear.
If you're looking to NYFW for a little inspiration for your autumnal wardrobe refresh then look no further than Namilia, who just debuted a collection that centres predominately around the not-so-humble vagina.
Yep, the lady garden is now the focus of everything from footwear to tailoring in the brand new collection from the designer's SS18 show, which follows on from previous collections that have used both penises and Justin Bieber dressed as Jesus as their inspiration.
But these are vaginas as you've never seen before and taking underwear as outerwear to a whole new level, the collection involves intricate embroidery and even incorporates tiny little pearls to reimagine the clitoris as a real life jewel.
The teeny tiny lady bits are both used as a pattern on sweeping Marie Antoinette style gowns and as glittery eye makeup, which frankly is the only look we want to wear on our eyes for the rest of forever.
Apparently the collection is called 'Indiscreet Jewels' and is inspired by a 18th century folk tale in which a sultan finds a magic ring that can make a woman's nether regions spill her amorous secrets.
Namilia also seems to be a fan of freeing the nipple, also deciding to incorpate what can only be described as a whole load of supersized breasts into the evening gown designs in the new collection.
While some of the boobs incorporate tulle detailing, others appear to be being attacked by sea creatures. Because of course.
The ocean theme also extends to mermaid tails, which feature throughout the collection of skimpy smalls.
But really they have nothing on the vagina shoes and vagina sleeve detailing, which frankly we can't get enough of.
Mainly because it'd be worth buying a pair of the pumps purely to be able to shout, "HAVE YOU SEEN MY VAGINAS?" to your family every morning before leaving the house.
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