16 Fairly Unnecessary Things You Only Want Because Kylie Jenner Has Them
1. a selection of mystical yet probably pointless crystals
You know that thing they say about how seeing things other people have instantly makes you feel like you need them too?
Yeah, well there's no better example than Kylie Jenner's Instagram, which has probably made you feel like you need the following things in your life despite the fact that if you thought about it for five minutes, you'd probably realised that you really, really don't.
1. A Chanel onesie
2. Some trendy tea that might potentially taste a little like grass mowings
3. A designer mattress that comes in a box
4. Jeans with rips in the actual bum cheek
5. A top with a rip so large your entire bra is just there
6. A selection of mystical crystals
7. To take a photo with a tiny, hairy cow
8. An orange sequin bikini
9. A flower pot with our initial spelt out in white roses
10. Checked thigh high boots
11. A bald and naked dog
12. Ludicrous festive outfits for our new bald and naked dog
13. A baby-gro inspired dress that would put you in a state of 24/7 anxiety worrying it was about to pop open
14. A single Fendi bauble that probs cost more than a month's rent
15. An armful of Cartier Love bracelets (y'know, the ones that lock onto your arm)
16. A high school diploma. Purely so we can take out own version of this photo.
Nope, still want them all.
At least we tried.