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Do You See Christian Grey's Peen In Fifty Shades Darker? SPOILERS

THE PEOPLE NEED ANSWERS.

After 'Fifty Shades of Grey,' there were a few questions we had: how does Ana afford such a sweet apartment? How awks was this thing to make? And crucially, WHERE THE PEEN AT?

I mean, we've seen boobies, chains and even Christian Grey’s love eggs. Not a euphemism.

But still there was no peen.

We’re talking full frontal to rival Ben Affleckin 'Gone Girl.' If it's good enough for Batman, it's good enough for your bog-standard, non-crime fighting jacked-up billionaire.

Surely 'Fifty Shades Darker' was the next movie to enter thedick-flick hall of fame?

Now the sequel hashit cinemas and our One Big Question has been answered. Did Greysend n00dzthis time?

Sorry guys. We can confirm 'Darker'is a sausage-free zone.

However, we can confirm there's lots of SEXY BITS in' Fifty Shades Darker'. In fact, there’s way more than in the first film. And a lot of nips. These sexy bits include but are not limited to:

Doing it in a swanky apartment

Doing it in a trendy apartment with exposed brickwork (srsly how does Ana afford this crib?)

Doing it in the shower

Doing it sideways

Doing it missionary

Doing it doggy style

Doing it at a charity ball

Doing it while making a stir fry

Doing it in stirrups

Doing it at sea

Doing it blindfolded

Doing it under a 'Chronicles of Riddick' poster in Christian Grey’s bedroom

So while there’s no peen, we can confirm there’s lots of DOING IT in the hotly-anticipated sequel. Guess we’ll just have to wait for the third Fifty Shades movie for Christian Grey to bare all.

On a completely unrelated note, 'Gone Girl 'is available on Netflix now. BRB.

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