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[related]Fifty Shades of Grey has been in cinemas for less than a week and inevitably there’s alreadybeen a torrent of backlash. Jamie Dornan is too wooden (chortle chortle), there's not enough nudity, it's more funny than sexy...etc, etc.

Now, criticism has come from a potentially unexpected corner of society: porn stars.

In a video released by Funny Or Die, adult stars Nadia Styles, Mercedes Carrera, Nina Elle and Darren Miller eloquently describe quite what it is about the film that they find so terrible.

The ladies provide an interesting break down of the film's faults, including the fact that it’s based on male dominance (an attempt at feminist critique?).

And Nina Elle even helpfully provides a list of topics you can search if you’re looking for something “less misogynistic”.

Calling out the script for being poorly written, they take a leaf out of MTV’s book and mimic some excruciatingly badlywritten lines from the book. It sounds terrible.

They close, encouraging us all to watch porn and give our money to the film Boyhood. Which we’re assuming is a thinly disguised reference to a movie of the adult persuasion.