This Christian Grey Cake Will Give You Fifty Shades Of Nightmares
Jamie Dornan has got competition in the form of baked goods...
It might sound like the answer to many women's dreams - a six-foot tall cake in the likeness of Christian Grey from Fifty Shades Of Grey.
But the old adage of being careful what you wish for has never been truer, because the resulting confection is more likely to have you screaming with terror than with ecstasy.
— Richard McCarthy (@VJRichMcCarthy) February 6, 2015
Made by Rosie Dummer from Rosie Cake Diva, the confection has been grabbing all the attention at the Sugarcraft, Cake Decorating & Baking Show in Manchester.
Accompanied by furry handcuffs, a wall with bondage fixings and - ahem - a liquorish whip - the figure could easily double for one of the "walkers" from The Walking Dead.
Don't get hung up on the lack of resemblance to Jamie Dornan though, since he was not the inspiration for the figure.
Baker Rosie told People.com: "My team member Annabel, who made the head, was not trying to model Jamie Dornan at all but was basing him on the character from the book, who is ginger and a little more rugged."
And in case you were wondering, beneath all that icing he is composed of white chocolate ganache and sugar paste with a Genoese sponge.