11 Freakshakes That Will Bring All The Boys (And Girls) To The Yard
We'll teach ya and we won't even charge.
If you don’t know what a freak shake is, a) you are a poor, poor deprived soul and b) you’re about to lose your damn mind. Worlds apart from the humble milkshake, they’re a cross between a drink and dessert - actually make that SEVERAL desserts - and they are too pure for this Earth.
Here’s 11 peak freak shakes that’ll bring all the boys and girls to the yard (we could teach ya, but we’d have to charge).
Tea Villa Cafe, Mumbai
Is that an entire jar of Nutella filled with chocolate-y, hazelnut-y dreams? YES. IT. IS. Brb, grabbing a bathing suit and diving right into that pure heaven.
Prepare yourselves, because the description of this wondrous creation reads like softcore porn: ‘drizzly chocolate ganache, vanilla mousse, choc fudge brownie, and a torched house-made marshmallow.’ OH. YES.
Sugary Buns Bakery Cafe, Melbourne
Coney Waffle, New Jersey
It’s so pretty we don’t know whether we want to eat it or keep it in our bedroom as decoration. Jk, we’d eat it.
Lord have mercy on our souls. In fact, forget that - this shake is our new religion. Amen.
Tooters Diner, Barnstaple
Yes that is a chocolate eclair nestled in there. And bits of flake. And Oreo. And… sorry can’t type anymore - drooling too much.
Big D’s Burgers, California
No indication as to what this creation is called, but we’d probably go for something along the lines of EDIBLE UNICORN MAGIC SHAKE. Just sayin’.
Balls and Bangles, Queenstown
Because what says ‘breakfast’ better than caramel coated waffle nestled in a jar with popcorn, whipped cream, and an ENTIRE DONUT? Exactly.
Confex and Co. Bakehouse, Philippines
Any milkshake that DOESN’T come with a giant slice of cake is going to be very disappointing from this moment forward.
Soft Serve Society, Shoreditch
Would sell our grandma for a taste of this one tbh. Sorry gran.
Casa Del Gelato Parnell, Auckland
Oh. Sweet. Lucifer.
- By Lizzie Cox.