11 Hilarious Tweets From People Watching Frank Ocean's Boys Don't Cry Live Stream

The fandom can't cope...

Monday, August 1, 2016 - 15:40

If you’re not already aware, the world’s most secluded musician has come out of hiding and has decided to tease us all with a very mysterious live stream.

Yes, that’s right, the one and only Frank Ocean has FINALLY updated his Boys Don’t Cry website after leaving us hanging us for what feels like decades.

The stream has been going on for most of the afternoon and all we’ve seen so far is someone (could be Frank himself?!) cutting pieces of wood with the odd slice of music thrown in there for good measure.

The music in question HAS to be from his new album but you can never be sure with this one, he’s always teasing us die-hard fans.

Naturally Twitter has gone into complete meltdown with people trying to understand what the ‘Pyramids’ singer is up to. Here are the funniest tweets we’ve seen so far:

Frank Ocean is the mewtwo of the real world.
— Every Life (@ELHAE) August 1, 2016

imagine all this carpentry is just frank ocean's way of saying "still working, lol".
— ryan bassil (@ryanbassil) August 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/weareshura/status/760055247830155265

Frank Ocean got everyone watching an empty room like pic.twitter.com/NWRKFVOA6q
— BBC Radio 1Xtra (@1Xtra) August 1, 2016

FRANK OCEAN GOT US WATCHING A LIVESTREAM OF AN EMPTY ROOM AT 3:23 AM
WHO LET THIS MAN GET SO MUCH POWER pic.twitter.com/1OCyhi4CAt
— los (@ImNotMessican) August 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/gregjames/status/760035303507779584

WHICH ONE OF YALL HURT FRANK OCEAN SO BAD HE HAD TO PLAY ALL OF US DIRTY SO MANY TIMES IM TIRED FRANK LET ME SLEEP pic.twitter.com/t8llpdACDO
— kay (@leavesmeIonely) August 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/ira/status/760026574854828032

https://twitter.com/highkeylame/status/760008612777496576

https://twitter.com/ira/status/760024506198994944

https://twitter.com/suslowkey/status/760024408614461441

Let us know what you think about the whole thing on @MTVMusicUK.

View the lyrics

That's a pretty big trunk on my Lincoln town car, ain't it?
Big enough to take these broken hearts and put 'em in it
Now I'm drivin' 'round on the boulevard, trunk bleedin'
And everytime the cops pull me over, they don't ever see them
They never see them

And I've got this black suit on
Roamin' around like I'm ready for a funeral
Five more miles till the road runs out

I'm about to drive in the ocean
I'ma try to swim from somethin' bigger than me
Kick off my shoes
And swim good, and swim good
Take off this suit
And swim good, and swim good, good

Got some pretty good beats on this 808 CD, yeah
Memory seats I'm sittin' on stay heated
I woulda put tints on my windows but what's the difference?
If I feel like a Ghost, no Swayze
Ever since I lost my baby

I've had this black suit on
Roamin' around like I'm ready for a funeral
One more mile till the road runs out

I'm about to drive in the ocean
I'ma try to swim from somethin' bigger than me
Kick off my shoes
And swim good, and swim good
Take off this suit
And swim good, and swim good, good

I'm goin' off (Oh, my pretty love)
Don't try stoppin' me
I'm goin' off (Throw me a line)
Don't try savin' me (Broke my heart)
No flares (Broke my heart)
No vest (Drove my love)
And no fear
Waves are washin' me out

I'm about to drive in the ocean
I'ma try to swim from somethin' bigger than me
Kick off my shoes
And swim good, and swim good
Take off this suit
And swim good, and swim good, good

Don't die

Writer(s): GAMBETTA CHARLES, NUGENT WAYNNE JASON, BREAUX CHRISTOPHER, RISTO KEVIN JOHN Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com