Matthew Perry Won’t Be At That Friends Reunion Because The World Isn’t Fair

Because an actual, proper Friends reunion was just too good to be true, one of the cast has already crushed our dreams and revealed they won’t be taking part.

And no, it wasn’t even Ross – it was Chandler Bing himself, aka Matthew Perry. Obviously his job as a transponster is taking up a lot of his time.

While the internet was slowly imploding at the news all six main cast members of Friends would be getting back together for one night only, it seems NBC forgot to check in with the GREATEST CHARACTER OF THE ENTIRE SHOW.

After the original news went viral, a rep for the star released a statement, saying: “Matthew will not be attending as he is in London in rehearsals for his play, The End of Longing, which begins previews on February 2 at the Playhouse Theatre.

“NBC executives were aware of this prior to their TCA announcement yesterday.

“Matthew may tape something for the tribute. In other words, this is not the reunion people have been hoping for.”

You’re damn right it’s not, pal.

Without Chandler there to bring things home with a sarcastic remark or hug Joey one last time, what is even the point?

Quick, somebody check if Miss Chanandler Bong is available… 

- By Charlotte Warwick