This Creepy Frozen Fan Theory Will Ruin The Film For You In The Worst Way
As with every great thing in life, people of the world love nothing more than turning cute, adorable pop culture entities into horrific and life-destroying memories.
Case in point, that Ross and Ben theory from Friends. It changed us forever.
So, step forward a pesky Reddit user named SuperClaude1, who's managed to ruin the movie Frozen for us in just a few short paragraphs by going after our favourite characters (soz, Anna) – Kristoff and Sven.
The Redditor/life-ruiner wrote this: “I'm probably slow but have only just noticed that in Frozen, Kristoff's coat is made from fur. And if you look closer at the pics the fur part seems to be reindeer.
“I don't think it can be wolf [because] the pelt is too big. That makes it a bit awkward, though, that Kristoff's best friend is a reindeer and he's actually wearing his skin.
“But in the context of the story, it all fits together. The ice harvesters must have killed Sven's mother, leaving a baby Sven for Kristoff to look after, and giving him the pelt to wear.
“This explains why Sven is so close to Kristoff too, and why Kristoff still wears the same pelt. The smell reminds Sven of his mum :(“.
Sad-face indeed, that certainly got dark fast.
If anyone needs us, we’ll be hiding under our Elsa bed sheets until the end of time.