Super Flirty Video Games To Play With Someone You Fancy
It's getting HAWT in here.
Video games are antisocial, played in darkened rooms isolation by the introverted and awkward. - NONSENSE.
Video games are incredibly diverse, with something for everyone. Even the lovers. The list below are for the romantic, the unrequited, and the frustrated.
Good for... a first date.
People don't talk enough because of their phones. Friendstrap addresses that problem by asking you to commit to a conversation. While holding the phone between them, couples are greeted by conversation topics, which range from nice ice-breakers - what would be your ideal car? - to much more suggestive topics, like friends with benefits *insert winky face*.
2. Genital Jousting
Good for... Laughing at penises.
Genital Jousting is a 4-8 player sports game which is about - according to the official site – “flaccid penises consensually penetrating your friends”.
Genitals are innately ridiculous. Look at them. And any game that celebrates that, and in the process casts away some of those hang ups, can only be a positive. Yay penises!
Good for... getting close.
By turning your phone into a very simple cooperative puzzle game, Bounden transforms you and your bae into dance partners. Holding the phone between you, you must solve each level by twisting and turning your bodies in perfect harmony.
Good for... being provocative.
Fingle is essentially finger sex. Best played on an iPad, you and your partner have to move colour-coded blocks around a board. Of course, they’re arranged in such a way that you’re sliding your digits in-and-out of each other arched fingers.
The action is set to a funk soundtrack, which makes you feel like you've walked onto the set of a 70s porn film. That, and the moans and sighs which accompany climactic finger placements.
5. Plug & Play
Good for… learning what goes where.
You can play Plug & Play in less than 20 minutes. It’s a black and white adventure all about putting things into sockets – plugs and little men who have plugs for heads. At times it descends into an animated version of Human Centipede, but you finish with some new ideas even if you have very little clue as to WTF just went on.
6. Stick Shift
Good for... Hand jobs?
Stick Shift is filth. You’re sat in a car with a man, and you must rhythmically stroke his gear nob, before moving it in the right direction, until he achieves maximum RPM. So the metaphor unravels at the end, but you get the idea. This is probably best played with someone you already know quite well, or it might seriously freak them out.
Good for... We're not sure.
While Stick Shift still has some semblance of a game, this is just shoving a lollipop in and out of a man’s mouth very quickly. Is it erotic? Potentially, if you like lollipops. Is it likely to get someone else in the mood? Again, hard to say… but if they don’t run away, you’ve possibly found the one.