If there was anyone on the planet who we never thought would be on a sex banit's Gaz Beadle, so forgive us while we try to process the following information.

The Geordie Shore ladies man announced to the world that he'dgot himself a girlfriend, Lillie Lexi Gregg, last November, and ever since has been positively smitten...

Which is why when it came to filming the 11th series of the show in Greece recently, he put himself on a sex ban. AS IN NO SEX FOR THE PARSNIP.

"Yes I slept with over 1,000 women and have had 30 threesomes - but so what? I was only living the dream of every man, but doing it on TV," he told The Sun.

Adding: "Things are different now. I was on a sex ban because I'm a one-woman man."

He even went on to gush about the love of his life, saying: "With Lillie it was love at first sight, I knew as soon as I saw her on a plane to Greece, three years ago, that she was The One."

OH YOU GUYS. Also, who knew the parsnip could ever be tamed?