After years of watching him do some pretty crazy things on Geordie Shore, we thought there was nothing Gary Beadle could do that would shock us.

We were WRONG.

[related]Today it has been announced that Gaz has joined Blighty's famous male strip group - The Dreamboys.

Yep. That's right, lasses - he'll be getting that famous schlong out on stage for everyone to see.

PARSNIP FOR EVERYONE!*

(*Disclaimer - we don't know if you'll 'actually' see Gaz's parsnip because we're well behaved sorts and have never been to a male strip show, but we're using our imaginations.)

Gaz will be joining the buffed-up and bronzed strippers - including Ex On The Beach's Rogan - for 10 tour dates across the country, taking the place of TOWIE hunk, Dan Osborne.

"I’m excited to be joining The Dreamboys 2015 tour," he said. "I think it will be a good laugh and looking forward to meeting the fans, it will be like having my own party every night!"

Don't panic, though- the lovelyDan will be performing at 10 tour dates too, so you can choose your favourite.

We've got to admit, we had no idea Gary could dance. But we're definitely looking forward to seeing ALL his moves.

For tickets to see the boys in action, visit www.dreamboystour.co.uk.(Bet Scotty-T's having a bit of a jealous radge right now, eh?)