Pop Shots: Friday

Lily Allen wants to rub Vaseline on Victoria Beckham. Well thats what The Star says anyway! The paper quotes the LDN singer talking about Posh: "She never smiles. Its always the same expression with her lips stuck as far out as she can push them."

Our Lil continues: Im going to put Vaseline on them to make her smile. Then we can find out whatever it is shes hiding in her mouth. Now theres a sight wed like to see- the popstrel forcing the gel on VB

More bizarre news from The Star says Arctic Monkeys will fly onto the Glastonbury stage this June. The Sheffield boys want to theme their headline performance on Peter Pan.

Drummer Matt Helders told the Tab: I want to zip-line in by wire and land on me drum stool. I went to Disneyland and Tinkerbell does it. But Tinkerbell was also magic Matt, and youll never be

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