Pop Shots: Monday
Paris and Lindsay pester Arctic Monkeys and Pete Doherty sets sail
The celeb columnists have all gone abroad today as they cover the Coachella festival in California.
Arctic Monkeys have been hanging out with a load of A list (but work shy) celebrities in LA. According to The Mirror Lindsay Lohan was first to try her luck chatting to frontman Alex Turner.
The paper say the notoriously un-chatty Alex wasnt interested. Sure enough both Paris Hilton (who called the band hot) and Kimberly Stewart were also after the band.
Apparently drummer Matt Helders was following Rods daughter around like a lap dog.
Keep your dignity please boys!
Elsewhere The Star says Pete Doherty is to push the boat out for this years Isle Of Wight festival. It reports that Pete, Kate Moss and their famous gang will be hitting the high seas to take them to the island in June.
Dirty Pretty Things and Dohertys estranged mate Carl Barat could also go along for the boat ride:
Pete thought it was the perfect chance to invite them along, says the tab. The Rolling Stones, Snow Patrol and Muse will headline the festival.
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