Thursday: Pop Shots
A bit of skin; a pair of boobs; and a slash
Mike Skinner, aka The Streets, is collaborating with an alien and the devil on his new album.
Speaking on his official site, the worlds most successful one-man-suburb revealed that his new long-player, the follow-up to last years The Hardest Way to Make an Easy Living, will feature conversations with an extra-terrestrial and the overlord of evil.
I've never written an album featuring conversations with both an alien and the devil, he said.
Sounds, erm, great. Skinner also revealed that hes approaching the songwriting process differently on this album, but we wont tell you about that because its well boring.
And from skin, we move effortlessly to boobs. Sienna Millers to be precise. The fit former Mrs Jude Law has been snapped topless on a beach cuddling up with her new boyfriend Jamie Burke.
And Siennas milkers arent the first A-list boobs that 21-year-old millionaires son has had the pleasure of. The long-haired pretty boy has previously been out with Courtney Love, Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss.
Thats a lot of boobs. 'The Burke' should have won Breast Male at the BRITs.
And finally, in this body-parts Pop Shots special, we have a Slash.
The Guns N Roses axe legend has landed himself a book deal, which is good news for rock fans everywhere as he is certain to have lots of great stories stashed away in his memory, underneath his giant shagpile of a haircut.
Slashs autobiography has been picked up by publishing house HarperCollins, and the curly-haired riff-wizard will get editorial assistance from Anthony Bozza who helped Tommy Lee pen his big-selling memoirs.
Lets hope Slash's book is even bigger than Tommy's penis. I mean book.