Weekend: Pop Shots

It's Oscar weekend and guess who's hogging the flashbulbs? Why, Posh of course, nominated for her starring role in er, um...

Anyway, enough of that, according to our spies on the other side of the pond, Mrs Beckham is planning to style her triple A-list mates Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes into a picture of red carpet wonderment for this Sunday's do (February 25).

She's reportedly elbowed part-timer stylist Giorgio Armani out of the frame and plans to dress her pals in matching black outfits. Just as long as they're not those leather ones you and Dave once wore, eh Vic?

Talking of Becks, "golden balls" has just landed himself on the cover of US glossy style bible Details in which one writer compares him to the late Princess Diana. Right...

Elsewhere, it seems Mika's curly hair is getting a bit too big for its hat.

The 'Grace Kelly' crooner has pulled the plug on his Take That tour support slot.

"Mika was considering the offer," a source told The Sun. "But after his No 1 he thought he could earn more headlining on his own." Get him.

Finally, returning chat show queen Charlotte Church has sparked rumours of a bun in the oven after remaining a booze-free zone during her 21st birthday party.

The Sun reports that Charl has also cancelled a big boozy bash planned to take place at Cardiff's Hilton hotel this weekend.

Which must mean she's pregnant. And in that case so is Amy Winehouse. She did after all remain famously sober at the Brits aftershow parties.

Honestly, if a girl opts out of getting so bladdered it means falling over in a doorway and then suffering from a headache so excruciating it still makes you feel sick two weeks later, it can mean only one thing...

SLJ