Shock! We've Rounded Up The Biggest Ever Geordie Shore Fights
Remember these mortal feuds?
It's fair to say the Geordie Shore house is filled with mint and mortal moments - but there's also been more than a few memorable clashes between the cast across the seasons!
That's right pet, we haven't forgotten all the fists and tears, followed by the hugs and make ups that make Geordie Shore the mad emotional rollercoaster that we love.
Here are some of the biggest fights that still make us gasp.
Season 12: Marnie nearly ripped Charlotte’s hair extensions out
When Marnie dragged Charlotte across the floor by her hair following a fight over Marty, our hearts broke. Lasses, never let a lad come between yous!
The trouble began when Marnie decided to flirt with Marty to annoy Aaron. Sadly, her plan backfired and she actually ended up annoying Chloe, who secretly fancied Marty and his mega quiff. Keep up.
But things got heated when Marnie turned things around on Chloe and shouted at her for pretending she didn’t fancy Marty. Still with us?
For reasons that made equally little sense, Charlotte waded in and it all kicked off so badly that security had to intervene to separate the lasses.
Season 8: The Topless Brawl
Cast you mind back to the time when Gary was banging Marnie. Weird, huh?
But is seems as though Aaron had a soft spot for our Marns even then, and he cracked on to her on a night out, seriously breaking the lad code.
Just when we thought it couldn't get any worse, it did. When Scott encouraged Aaron to do the dirty on his pal, a topless brawl broke out.
Fighting is not big or clever, but if it has to happen, then topless lads fighting are our preferred choice. But only if nobody ACTUALLY gets hurt.
Season 6: Only A Piano Stands Between Gaz and James
Sometimes security have to intervene in a Geordie Shore fight, sometimes cast mates have to act as shields - and sometimes only a piano stands between the lads and all out carnage.
The brave instrument came into play when the action moved to Australia, and the girls were furious with Scott and Gary for going out on the pull. They decided to bar them from the house, and put a piano across the entrance to the pad.
Gaz and Scott weren't having any it, and were soon rowing with the girls and James over the piano in a massive war of words and mortal finger-pointing.
Fortunately, only a picture was punched. The music literally saved the day this time.
Season 2: Ricci and Gaz have a kitchen brawl
Woah. This might be the biggest bust-up in the Geordie Shore house EVER.
The cast had thrown a house party and all seemed to be going well, except for Ricci drinking about a swimming pool’s worth of booze.
Why the kick off happens is unclear, but one moment we’re watching the lasses b*tching about how mortal Ricci is, and the next he’s swinging for Gaz.
James and his new comb-over swooped down like a superhero to try and separate the lads (and the tanning booth that got itself involved), before a heap of security and the like had to get involved to try and pull the lads apart.
Both of them were thrown out of the house for their bad behaviour. Radgies.
Season 12: Marty And Gary Go At It Like Rabbits
The Geordies love a good fancy dress party (Charlotte as Gene Simmons and Gaz as a smurf? Oh the memories!). So when they get their fists out in fancy dress, we can't help but laugh. Gaz and Marty fell out dressed in pink furry rabbit costumes during a house party brawl that will always stand out as one of our favourite moments.
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Geordie Shore: Why Aye Love You continues Tuesday 19th July at 10pm – only on MTV!