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11 Very Important Things We Learned From This Week's Geordie Shore

Lord Voldemort and Creme Eggs are the same thing...

The Geordie Shore lot may keep us lolling, show us how not handle situations and generally be a bit cray but there is nothing we'd love more than to be in the Geordie Shore family. Legit.

So in order to fit right in when they invite us to Newcastle (very soon we assume) we've been taking the things they teach us very srsly...

1. If you’re too warm at night, sleep on a pool table…

It’s to do with the circulation of the air…and the positioning of the…

Nope no clue.

2. If your boyf/girlf has a peg leg, it’s only polite to get on top…

Ride ‘em cow-person! Equal rights and all that.

3. Chloe loves chicken nuggets more than her mates...

We’re not sure this is news tbh.

4. Marty doesn’t know how to swill someone…

That’s just sweeping a table pal. Are you sure you’re a Geordie?

5. A dude’s balls can actually be dislocated…

Can they though?

6. The best way to get over the loss of a friend is a water park...

To the flumes!

7. Shaving your head off is a sign of a good friend…

We’re still not sure how…

8. But shaving your fanny in the kitchen is unhygienic…

Word.

9. Marty practises his dance moves in the mirror…

There are NO words.

10. Nathan looks like Lord Voldermort/a Crème Egg, a Malteser without any hair…

Or He Who Must Not Be Nathaned, if you please.

11. Gary wants Charlotte back…

We can’t even think about this. Even a fraction of hope it’s too much for us.


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