12 Lessons Of How To Win At Life As Taught To Us By This Week's Geordie Shore

Living that Geordie lyf has gotta be the ultimate goal right? Right. So when those radgies hand out some lessons about how to win at life, you're going to wanna take them pet...

1. Be open to all adventures…

This analogy confuses us...what's chicken?

2. Put positivity out into the universe...

Suuuurrreeee Chloe.

3. Learn to forgive someone for pulling out your weave…

That’s a BIG person.

4. Go hard or go home…

Oh, maybe that’s a tad hard?

5. But also know when to back out…

Been there. If you replace clit with...okay we haven't been there.

6. Admit when you need help…

All day, erryday.

7. Show people that you are wordly whenever you can…

Yeah, that will do it.

8. Know that boys will say anything…

THUMBS UP.

9. Stay out of other people’s business…

Or you’ll get kicked in a taxi…

10. Kick that guy who has wronged you to the curb…

FINALLY.

11. Always exact revenge when you can…

And pain is the BEST.

12. Stand up for yourself like a boss…

YAAASSSSSS. 

Geordie Shore: New Radgie Rampage continues Tuesdays at 10pm only on MTV!

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