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13 Thoughts We All Have About Valentine's Day As Brought To You By The Geordie Shore Gang

Whether you are single or with person...

Caroline Fergusson
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Tuesday, February 14, 2017 - 11:34

It's Valentine's day, the universal day of love. And whether you're single or with somebody, it's the weirdest day of the year. You're supposed to be in love or you feel crap.

So let the Geordie Shore gang assure you, even if you're miserable and alone, the grass is never as green as it looks...

1. When all you've done is hint and your boyf literally does nothing... 

HOW HARD IS IT TO BUY A FRICKIN' CARD?

2. When you've been dumped, like, last year...

 

You have to come and get drunk with me on a Tuesday. I'm sad because I'm alone. And I got dumped remember?

3. When your mate is gushing about how sweet it is that guy she likes asked her out for V day...

He literally pretends you don't exist outside his bedroom. Oh you're going to his? Shocking.

4. When you know you have to have sex with your boyf because it's Valentine's but the pressure to make it amazing is too much...

Plus it's Tuesday....

5. When you are secretly dying of jealousy that you're co-worker got a huge bunch of flowers...

The pollen from your flowers is getting ALL OVER my desk, Lauren. Eugh. 

6. When your mate finally makes it over after work...

Thank God, you are single too. Dont ever leave me. 

7. When someone asks you what you're doing for Valentine's...

You?

8. When you are headed out out...

Because it's the day of love, dammit, and we'll find someone.

9. When you asked for a big romantic meal and you realise it's just another Tuesday...

And now we'll have to go to the gym on Saturday.

10. When you can't think of anything worse than having to celebrate...

Suckers. 

11. When you thought it was a good idea to plan a first date on Valentine's...

It wasn't. 

12. When you're determined to go out and find love...

And it will be a GREAT story to tell the grandkids. YES IT WILL. 

13. When you realise, at the end of the day, it's literally just another day...

 

And we don't care with who.

And since it's V Day let's talk about sex toys...no?

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