So Geordie Shore in Greece is off to a stormy start.But it's not all grief as the Geordies are back with their mint one-liners as well!

Here's our pick of the 9funniest quotes in our exclusive preview.

#1 Chloe on why she jumped in the pool when Charlotte arrived...

"I've just jumped in the pool and I can't even swim. So what? I'm radge as f**k!"

#2 Char on Chloe jumping in the pool...

"Who doesn't know how to swim? Even sperm can swim!"

#3 Holly on her sex life withKyle...

"It's really good. I just constantly find myself on his face."

#4 Chloe as she prepares for the first night getting mortal

"I'm that excited for me first night out in Zante I've got discharge in me knickers already. Disco discharge."

#5 Scott's version of flirting with Chloe...

"Yes you are looking nice to be fair. Don't get a wide-on kid."

#6 Charlotte being mortal and completely random...

"IWe want to sit down. We want to lay down. And we want to stand up." Err...

#7Gaz on helpingmortal Charlotte get off the floor...

"Charlotte's got a boyfriend and I've got a girlfriend. Why am I still picking her up off the floor when she's smashed? Some things never change."

8. Marnie on everyone being mortal...

"We get back to the villa and everyone is f***ed. I dunno why we didn't get a kebab on the way home, we're in Greece. What the f***'s wrong with us."

9. Charlotte as she tucks herself into bed...

"I'm naked, I'm mortal and I think I might make it through the night without weeing meself."

We're so ready for this lot to be back in our lives.

'Get ready for the brand new series of Geordie Shore starting Tuesday at 10pm on MTV!'

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