Our lass Charlotte Crosby has been known for her words of wisdom - but this time she's gone Greek and isready to give us all a philosophicallesson on life.

As we get excited for the mint new series of Geordie Shore, we got Char to share her, erm, interesting thoughts.

First up, she begins: "When you're in Greece you know you're gonna get up to all kinds of crazy things."

Really?! We would never have guessed.We thought you guys were just going on a quiet getaway…

Next, according to Char, one must confess their sins in the church.

She hilariously admits: "Jesus and his friend, I constantly fart and make people have to inhale my horrible odours, I get so drunk I can't stand and my housemates have to carry me out of clubs and bars, I'm sorry for my sins."

We appreciate the honesty. And we wouldn't want you any other way pet.

The final stage might not be to everyone's taste but it's got us fiercelyLOLing.

Charlotte says:"You prance naked through the gardens, and then you stop, and you hide, because people may see your body in all it's naked glory."

*Covers eyes* We'll leave that one to you lass!

Brand new 'Geordie Shore: The Greek Odyssey 'starts Tuesday 20th October at 10pm on MTV.