You Will NEVER Guess Where Chloe Etherington Got Her Head Stuck
Geordie lass owns up to reet daft stunt...
The petite 20-year-old has confessed in a new blog post that she resorted to desperate measures when she found herself locked out of her home after a night on the toon.
"I did just say that I was behaving, didn't I? Well, there was one little lapse," she admits.
"It was another mortal night out - this time in Newcastle. I got back to my mam's where I live and could I find my house keys? Could I f**k."
"Anyway, it was far too late to wake up my mam so I thought I would be able to break into the house - through the cat flap!"
Now most of us can see the flaw in this plan already, but obviously not Chloe!
"Not a good idea," she continues. "They are called cat flaps for a very good reason: only bloody cats can fit through them. I managed to get my head through it and then I got stuck. I was properly wedged and screaming my head off.
"Thankfully I didn't need the fire brigade to cut me out and I managed to wrestle myself free."
"God knows what the cat thought."
It was probably just relieved you didn't have a go at its Whiskas as well Chloe. Ah, the lass does make us LOL.
Chloe also reveals in the blog that she's on a bit of a diet after her recent Greek getaway filming the new series of Geordie Shore - which she admits involved drinking around 12 vodka and cranberry juices each night.
"That’s a lot of calories when you combine it with the junk I was eating when I woke up," she comments.
"I was on a proper Geordie Shore trash diet. All the worst things: donna kebabs, pizzas, toasties, all washed down by lemonade or Fanta as the perfect hangover cure."
"It wasn’t all bad. I missed plenty of meals. One day we didn’t get up till 5pm!"
"But the result of those five days of heaven with the Geordie girls is that I am 7lbs heavier. And I look like a whale. I’m back now in North Shields and I am trying to behave myself while I lose a bit of weight."
Chloe is blogging for Forza Supplements.
Get ready for brand new Geordie Shore: The Greek Odyssey starting Tuesday 20th October at 10pm on MTV.
Crazy Chloe Etherington's Top Snaps