From Scotty T To Chloe Ferry: 10 Throwback Tweets From The Geordie Shore Cast That Will Blow Your Mind

There was a time before the Geordie Shore cast reached 150,000 likes on their Instagram uploads when they wouldn’t think twice about firing off some pretty weird social-media posts.

In honour of the fact that Scotty T and Chloe Ferry could probably do stand-up comedy just reading out a portion of their tweets from 2013, we’ve collected up a bunch of vintage Twitter posts that will leave your head spinning.

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1. When Scotty T offered his social-media services to the Queen

After hearing that HRH was on the hunt for a social-media mogul, Scotty decided that wouldn’t mind earning an extra £30,000 per annum to fire off some wildly inappropriate tweets penned under the Queen’s name.

2. When Charlotte Crosby had a thing for shepherds

It was just a regular day in March when Charlotte spotted a total worldie on the train who happened to have the jackpot combination of a “shaggy beard” and a diamond-encrusted Rolex. Tragically, the romance of a generation wasn't meant to be.

3. When Marnie Simpson had some questions about priesthood

After spotting what can we can only assume was a 10/10 babe walking around in a priest’s collar, Marnie wanted to know if she’d ever stand a chance with someone who might potentially have sworn a vow of celibacy. Shrugs.

4. When Charlotte Crosby marked the anniversary of her first period

A major day in the life of anyone who receives a monthly gift from Mother Nature, Charlotte revealed that Pancake Day would always hold a special place in her heart for the being the exact time and date she first became a woman. 

5. When Gaz Beadle slated someone’s roast dinner and sex life in one tweet

Killing two birds with one stone, Gaz shared a screenshot of a fan’s Sunday dinner and pointed out that neither his culinary talents or his beige sex-life are anything to boast about. 

6. When Chloe Ferry just wanted some extra chicken nuggets

Pointing out that McDonald’s workers are pretty stingy when it comes to chucking in a few freebie nuggets, Chloe argued that an extra one or two over the course of a month would take her day from average to mint.

7. When Charlotte Crosby lost her mind over a car

Getting your first car is a milestone event in any person’s life, but Charlotte was convinced that she’d eat, sleep, and do literally everything else within their confines of her shiny new wheels. Bonus points for the #MeMyselfAndMyCar hashtag.

8. When Chloe Ferry confessed what came between her and her bf

It might have been a match made in heaven, but Chloe went public about the fact that she called off her relationship with her ex-boyfriend after discovering that he had an aversion to all the good things in life eg. chicken dippers and turkey dinosaurs. In hindsight, it was probably never going to work.

9. When Scotty T just wanted to engage in a polite conversation

He might be brash at times, but sometimes Scotty T wants to steer the conversation away from the birds and the bees and towards how his day-to-day life is going. He’s a man of many levels, people.

10. When Chloe Ferry revealed her secret technique for falling asleep

The Geordie lass proved that she could fall asleep in all sorts of contorted postions after sharing a shot of herself half dangling off a sofa with her legs spread-eagled in the air. Classic Chlo.

So many memories to cherish. So many RTs to share. 

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