Geordie Shore 17 First Look: Sam Gowland Kicks Off With New Aussie Housemate Alex Macpherson After Chloe Ferry Flirt: "No One Touches My Missus"
Don't miss brand new Geordie Shore starting on Tuesday 15th May @ 10pm - only on MTV!
G'day, ya beltas! It's time to pie off the grey skies of Newcastle and head Down Under for some serious sunshine because Geordie Shore returns to our screens on Tuesday 15th May at 10pm (only on MTV - OBVS!).
As youse probably guessed, our canny crew are trading fake tans for actual real ones in AUSTRALIA! Expect even more mortal mayhem because this radgie fam has grown even bigger after bagging some mint Aussie natives. Howay! Bonza! Etc...
To get ya proper buzzin' here's an exclusive first look at the brand new series before next week's premiere! As you'll see, there ain't no laid back beach vibes when the Geordies come to town, 'spesh for Sam Gowland who kicks off in a reet jealous rage on the first night. Crikey!
WATCH SAM GOWLAND SRSLY LOSE HIS SH*T WITH NEW AUSSIE HOUSEMATE ALEX MACPHERSON BELOW:
In this insane spoiler from the first episode of Series 17 (Seventeen? WTF!), Sam kicks off after his offish gf Chloe Ferry admits new lad Alex Macpherson's hands-on approach to greeting the Geordie gal was maybe too much...
Enjoying a pre-drink before a neet oot on Eastern Australia's Gold Coast, Chloe confesses to Sam: "You know that boy with the sh*t quiff? At the table area inside he was putting his arm around us and stuff."
Obvs, the 21-year-old lad is less than impressed.
He says: "Who the f**k does this Australian kid think he is?" Angrily, he adds: "He’s been in here two minutes and he’s already trying to mug us off."
Sam ain't messin' and marches indoors immediately to cause scenes with Alex after the Aussie cracked on with Chloe.
Does the 22-year-old lass regret revealing what happened? Dunna sound like it, as she confesses: "Sh*t he [Sam] is fuming! I’m not going to lie though; I am loving that he’s jealous."
Storming into Alex's bedroom, Sam squares up to the 22-year-old, shouting: "Don’t you ever start flirting and putting your arms around our f**king lass again."
Claiming his actions were "'armless" (soz!), Alex explains: '"In Australia if you put your hand over a bird it doesn’t mean anything."
Ahhhh sorted! Friends again?
Nee chance! Sam shouts: "I’m not your f**king mate," before digging Alex to camera: "He thinks I’m f**king scared of him ‘cause he has ten protein shakes a day? I couldn’t give a f**k."
Chloe casually watches the dramz develop, saying: "I can’t believe it. Sam and Alex are literally squaring up to each other," before admitting: "I should’ve kept me mooth [sic] closed!"
And Sam ain't keeping quiet as he cranks up the agg levels, shouting: "You're a f**king mug!"
With neither lad backing down, Chloe and new Aussie lass Dee Nguyen swoop in to separate the fiesty fellas.
Getting literally pulled away, Sam declares: "This kid is lucky our lass is here to pull us back. I want to rip his f**king head off.
If things boot off like this before the lads and lasses have even been out, who knows what aggy dramz await us this summer.
All we knae is that we canny wait. KEEMON!
Wanna see even more akka Australian antics? Make sure you tune into the series premiere of Geordie Shore 17 on Tuesday 15th May @ 10pm - only on MTV!
Don't go nee where, pets! Check out these exclusive sneak peeks from next week's brand new episode of Geordie Shore below:
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