8 Super Awkward Geordie Shore Hook Ups You Probably Forgot Happened
What a time to be alive
Haway pet, if those Geordie radgies aren’t busy getting mortal, scoffing frozen roast dinners or screaming in each other’s faces, you can probably bet that they’re just busy tashin’ on.
It’s the only time they ever shut up really, because those lads and lasses just love neckin’ on with anyone who wanders by.
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They’ve travelled all over the world pullin’ people from across every continent, and you can pretty much guarantee that they’ve done more buckin’ than you’ve had hot dinners.
But things do sometimes take a bit of a weird turn when err… they decide to get with each other rather than randomers. Eh?
Those little radgies have ended up in some pretty weird situations with one another, so here’s 8 super awkward hook ups that you probably forgot happened on Geordie Shore.
1. Vicky and Gaz
A worldwide survey found that Vicky and Gaz is still, without a doubt, the WEIRDEST hook up to ever hit the Geordie Shore house.
Yeah, as in VICKY. And GAZ. What was going on there? We're still not over this tbh.
Not only did they end up tashin’ on during a night out (which made Charlotte wanna wipe her own tongue clean), but they later found themselves sharing a bed in the shag pad and um, *shudder*.
2. Marnie and Chloe
For some reason, Marnie and Chloe still can't seem to resist swapping a bit of saliva every time they get mortal. It's just second nature now, but it doesn't stop things being reet awkward the morning after.
Of course, the fairly major issue back in the day was that Marns actually used to have a boyfriend, and while she didn't seem to think that Aaron would mind her neckin' on with Chloe, err... he very much did.
3. Vicky and Scotty T
Why is it that Vicky tashin' on with anyone in the house is just instantly weird? She was like the older sister who kinda, sorta hated all of her radge younger siblings.
Season 8 saw Vicks turn into somewhat of a maneater, and Scotty T was her first victim. It was all part of a Girls vs Boys competition to see who could pull the most though, so swings and roundabouts.
Vicky described the moment as "Oh how the mighty have fallen", so we're guessing it wasn't her fave neck on ever.
4. Charlotte and Marty
Not only was Charlotte and Marty’s kiss ALL kinds of weird just because of who it involved, but it was also a fairly major disaster.
She and Gaz were just starting to get on the right track with their relationship, and she was left with no choice but to tell him she’d got carried away and tashed on with his housemate.
Agh. Of ALL the people to get in the way of things - Marty?!
5. Holly and Scotty T
Way back in the bright red hair days, Holly was just doing her bit to make sure that Scotty T felt welcome in the house when he arrived as a newbie.
But, in typical Geordie Shore style, things got a bit messy when Holly caught feelings for the captain of the Buck Squad.
Kinda awkward to imagine now though...
6. Vicky and Aaron
Who remembered that Vicky had actually had a bit of a thing with Aaron too? Nope, us either.
It feels as though he's always been head over heels for Marnie, but that wasn't the case to start with when these two shared a cheeky snog.
Definitely, definitely WEIRD.
7. Gaz and Marnie
Alright, so on paper it's not technically too awkward or susprising that the two fittest members of the house ended up getting together.
Gaz grafted his socks off to get Marns in his bed, and broke all kinds of laws in the Boy Code as she had spent the previous series getting it on with Scotty T.
Scott had actually admitted to having feelings for Marns, too - way before Aaron was even on the scene. Oh how times change.
8. Charlotte and Chloe
Um, well the less we say about this one the better, really.
Words by Lucy Wood