Geordie Shore is coming, with our eight lads and lasses who promise to show you a summer you’ll never forget!
From the city that gave us Cheryl Cole, Ant & Dec and Gazza, the UK’s latest reality fix Geordie Shore launches on MTV on Tuesday 24 May at 10pm on MTV.
The question though, is will you understand what's being said if you're not from the North East?
Well never fear, you'll have no need for subtitles if you just keep our handy cut and keep guide to Geordie close by.
Impress your friends by talking like a native of the North East in no time!
MTV’s Guide To Talking Geordie
Spice boys – pretty boys
Tash on – snogging
Swilling – throwing a drink over someone
Soound as a poound – good/approved
It’ll be proper mint! – it will be great
ahfancyhor or ahfancyhim – I fancy her / him
Purely belter – really good
Alreet marra? - you alright mate?
Ah wes palatick – I enjoyed myself
Hoy–ye – taxi
Geordie Shore launches on MTV on Tuesday 24 May at 10pm - only on MTV.