Geordie Shore: The Ultimate Guide To Becoming A Proper Mint Radgie Like Our Lads And Lasses
Don't miss brand new Geordie Shore, starting TONIGHT at 10pm - only on MTV!
It's been six years since we first started studying for our diploma in Geordie Shore studies, and to be honest, we reckon we're just one series away from being able to change our actual job title to 'Full-Time Radgie'.
It would look reet mint on our CV, right?
However, before we start getting pure mortal and speaking only in radge riddles, there's a few more lessons we need to learn, with a bit of help from our worldies and their very own Radge Academy.
WATCH THE GEORDIES SHOW YOU HOW TO BE A RADGIE HERE:
OI OI! (See, we're getting there already, right?) So, ahead of the brand new series (starting Tuesday 28th March at 10pm, DO NOT MISS IT), here's the ultimate guide to becoming a radgie:
Of course, a VERY important step in being accepted into the most radge squad around is learning their unique dialect.
Luckily, Miss Sophie Kasaei is on-hand to take us through some key Geordie phrases, with a little help from Marty McKenna, Sam Bentham and Sarah Goodhart:
Phrase One: 'What a frisk' - Translated as 'What a laugh'
Phrase Two: 'Get your f**king clout out' - Translated as 'Get your fanny out'
Phrase Three (Sarah's favourite): 'I am gonna dust you' - Translated as 'I am gonna have sex with you'
LEARN MORE MINT GEORDIE VOCABULARY HERE:
Planning a night out on the Toon but can't find ANYTHING to wear (aside from the tracksuit you've worn for the last three months and that t-shirt with the pizza stain down the front)?
Nae worries pet, because Marnie Simpson and Nathan Henry have got the ultimate textiles lesson for us all, to make sure we're proper ready for a reet mint night.
Taking us through one of the favourite choices for Newcastle lasses, Marnie explains: "This is a very popular item of clothing in Newcastle - a bodysuit. It clips underneath the crotch and this one's backless, show a bit of the flesh, it's gonna show a bit of the sideboob.
"Then you would compliment this bodysuit with a black leather skirt, very tight very short, we like them short in the North."
She explains that you'd then finish the look with some proper radge boots - "always gotta be the knee or upwards" - and perhaps a cap, which 'you can wear backwards, sidewards or forwards.'
3. Physical Education
No mortal night out would be complete without all the lads and lasses crackin' out their most radge dance moves, and just for us, here are Chloe Ferry, Abbie Holborn and Aaron Chalmers to demonstrate three major moves:
The 'Watering The Plants'
The 'Casual Lord Of The Dance'
4. Food Technology
Our entire world revolves around food, but how do you fuel your body for the Geordie lifestyle?
Well, it seems their diet consists of four main food groups: Chips, kebabs, pizzas and chicken nuggets.
Also important to know is that food is multi-functional to a Geordie:
HOWAY! Now THERE'S a diet we can get on board with.
5. Sex Education
We mean, we don't really need to take you through buckin' do we? Just know that it's one of the favourite hobbies of our Geordies, right?
If anyone could ace a debate class, it would be our Geordies.
Their special move for a win that you need to know? The classic swill, of course:
To be a radgie, you've got to know your Geography, as Anna often sends our lads and lasses off to work abroad for her.
Thankfully, our Scotty T is here to teach us the basics:
And that's all you need to know, right?
8. Extra-Curricular Activities
It's time for the last lesson in how to be a radgie, and it's the most important lesson of them all - extra-curricular activites.
Our worldies enjoy a whole host of hobbies, from taking a dip in the pool:
To just getting pure MORTAL and tashin' on with Newcastle's finest, this lot definitely know how to have the most radge time.
And that's why they make the best teachers, right?
Don't miss brand new Geordie Shore: New Radgie Rampage, starting TONIGHT at 10pm - only on MTV! And to get you proper excited, check out these exclusive videos from the cast: