Howay! Geordie Shore's Charlotte reveals Gaz saved her from near Catfish encounter
Meanwhile Chloe had a chicken nugget date disaster...
So we know all about those crazy Catfish stories where we've watched Nev and Max solve online dating mysteries and get people to meet up in real life.
But what we fully did NOT expect is that our mortal Geordies had their very own Catfish tales to share. And they're pretty hilarious. We chatted to Charlotte and Chloe about theirs and here are all the juicy details.
Charlotte reveals she met a boy online from Wales and was on the train on the way to see him.
"I was a little bit drunk - that's where I got the courage from," she admits.
"On the way there I suddenly thought to myself - what am I doing?"
"I tried to ring him and his phone was off. I was like 'I'm on my way to Wales and this boy isn't even getting in contact with us.'"
But here's the best part - who could have guessed it would be Charlotte's former flame Gaz to the rescue?
She reveals: "So I got off the train in Manchester and rang Gary who happened to me in Manchester on that day. And he rescued us!"
"I was crying my eyes out. I was sobering up - I was hungover," she says.
"He picked us up in a taxi and took us to a hotel."
But don't get any ideas about the pair spending the night together and rekindling their on/off romance.
Charlotte says: "He didn't look after us that night because he went to then bang another girl so I didn't get to meet my Catfish - but I nearly had a massive mishap."
We're reet pleased Gaz was on hand to save the day.
Then it's onto Chloe's completely chaotic story. Lol.
Chloe says she met a boy called Bill on Bebo - remember Bebo?
Anyway, she wasn't a fan of his name which she calls "f***ing rotten".
But she did want to meet Bill so Chloe asked him if he wanted to meet up one time.
Where to meet though? We can't really understand what the lass says, but it definitely involved McDonalds and 20 chicken nuggets. Living the dream man.
Chloe says she was waiting for Gareth - wait, who's Gareth?
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"I mean Bill," she says. "Yeah I think it was Bill. So I texted and said 'Bill where the f*** are you? What you up to'?"
"Then he turned up at McDonalds and it wasn't even him. He was called Gareth. And I was very upset because me and Bill had a lot in common. We loved chicken."
We can only imagine the disappointment.