Geordie Shore's Gaz Reveals Condom Cops Check He's Wearing Protection
Now that's a job on the old CV you'd be SERIOUSLY proud of, right?
Just as we thought we'd seen and heard it all from inside the Geordie Shore house, Gary Beadle has revealed this shocker:
“If they see you having sex without a condom they rush straight in and stop you," he told the Daily Star.
“I’ve been ‘b***s-deep’ before and they’ve come in and stopped me."
'B***s-deep'? Such a romantic way with words, Gaz.
While we might be surprised at the proactive approach from the show's producers, we're also rather relieved.
After all, with Gaz claiming to have bedded over a 1000 birds, and with a minefield of nasty sex souvenirs out there, the condom enforcement most definitely falls into the realm of health and safety in the workplace.
Still, imagine the reality of being 'that guy' (or girl), who has to rush in to break up the party, presumably armed with a torch, flourescent waistcoat and clipboard in hand.
One way or the other, we've certainly learnt something new today. And we're content in the knowledge that Newcastle and the wider world are that little bit safer.
So, in the event you stumble across any cryptic job roles out there - 'Parsnip Protector', anyone? - be warned, you might just be signing up to more than you can... erm, well... 'chew'.
Gaz and his Geordie Shore co-star Charlotte Crosby are due to return to our screens in the brand new series of Ex On The Beach, Tuesday's at 10pm - only on MTV! Check out the drama-packed first episode below: