Geordie Shore’s Marnie Simpson Reveals Her Most Mortal Christmas Moment And It Involves Pooing In A Bush - EXCLUSIVE
We’re not sure we’ll ever look at Marns in the same way again…
We all have Christmas memories that only our nearest and dearest will ever know about us.
But when you and your cousin are both on a TV show, those secrets are bound to get shared with the world… eventually.
Speaking exclusively to MTV, Sophie said: “Me and Marnie have got a funny (story) from Boxing Day, because we’re not allowed to go out on Christmas Eve.”
Marnie explained that it was a REALLY cold night in the Toon and the pair were trying to find their way to a party, but they got lost…
Sophie went on: “There was an unfortunate moment when Marnie decided she needed a sh*t. So Marnie needed a poo so we were like ‘what we gonna do?’ because we were in the middle of nowhere.
“What else do you do when you’re in the middle of nowhere? You pull your knickers down…”
OH MY DAYS! Poor Marns :(
In her defence, Marnie explained: “I had to, there was no toilet! We were stranded in the middle of nowhere and I thought I was gonna die.”
With Marnie in fits of giggles next to her, Sophie went on to explain: “And then she decided to wipe… and obviously you’ve got a bit of poo on your bum so what else can you do? Mother Nature gives you leaves to wipe your bum with!”
That’s actually hilarious. We’re not sure we’ll ever look at Marnie in the same way again…
From the Geordie Shore Mince Pie Taste Test to the Geordies revealing who they want to neck on with under the mistletoe this year, watch our EXCLUSIVE Christmas videos with the cast of Geordie Shore below:
Geordie Shore series 14 is coming to MTV in 2017!